unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i’m crying one direction got some nerve committing a sin as bad as making zayn morph into louis when it’s good friday jesus didn’t die for that

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

You don’t get to abandon your kids and then show up one day to take your pick of the litter! This is about you. This is about what you didn’t do. It’s about what I did. And you know what? I did a fucking great job.

It wasn’t a spell or a prophecy… It was real.

animayonaise:

i need a 6 month vacation twice a year

RF