Favorite Characters - Shannon Mullins↳"I’ll shut the door on you. Will you lay down here, put your head in the door? And I’ll slam it about a hundred and fifty-seven thousand fucking times."
tbt that time jeff davis told fans allison would have a great s3b storyline when all she did was make out with isaac and then die
Favourite Movies: Matilda (1996)"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique and special, for better or for worse."
"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."
so many hot boys……. all of us
maybe 5 hot girls
change my post to something as disgusting as this ever again and i’ll rip out your throat and feed it to my dogs
"People come up to me in London. It’s weird, since it’s bigger over here, you’d expect more people to come up to me, but actually in London, I get more people. I think over here people are so used to seeing someone off the TV or movies that they just don’t really care. But in London it’s kind of rare."